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TRIGGER MASTER SAYS: Meet MAGA. a Blue Ringed Octupus from Australia. .Hi everyone I'm MAGA I like to tell stories. Write Parody too. Boy have I got a good one for you.  I identify as an adopted Retro Conservative yellow and blue ringed eight tentacles Octupus, please don't touch me, you might die.   I also write music like my latest song,  Impeachment 101 - Sedition Come Lately.

Story begins, after reading Sedition for Dummies, Comrade Schiff made a collect phone call to Master of the Universe, Mao XPING.

Beep, beep, this is a collect call Master, will you take it? 

M.O.T.U MX  (hmm, must  be shifty Schiff, maybe he has a quid pro joe for me again?) okay, okay. Is that you Schifty?

C.S. Hi Master, it is I, Comrade Schiff, I agree with your B.S remember.  

M.O.T.U. MX Good, good, we agree on same B.S. together.  Will  send you a Ship full of Hubris 1000 capsules, you must give to Republicans for free

C.S.  Sure Master, but they may catch on with our B.S..  

M.O.T.U  MX No, no, they never catch on with our B.S. you must disarm 20x nuclear missles too.

C.S But Master we agreed on 10x, so can you say we agree on same B.S.

M.O.T.U MX Okay, Schifty 10x, we agree on same B.S. he he.

C.S ( Hmm, the Hubris 1000 Capsules seem like B.S. to me).

M.O,T.U. MX Okay Schifty, thats it, give my regards to President PELOSI for me.(He, he, now I know that is his B.S.

he not know that igredient for Hubris 1000 is Fire brand fungus - shrink brain, or that our B.S. means Building Superpower. haha)

Beep, beep, beep, call ends.

Deep 6x recording operator, Whistleblower, quick get this recording to President TRUMP, 2024

Hi I'm MAGA, hope you like little story.  I write now many times, every week, hope you like my writings. 

Hi I'm MAGA a blue ringed Octupus - please don't touch me, you might die.

Maga  Hi Benjamin, what do you have for me?

B.S. Hi Maga, got a quick intercept call between Blabba Saint Scomo De Warb and Blabba Josh De Booee.

Maga.  Ok, play it.

Beep, beep swoosh. 

BSS     who's there.

BJDB.  hey scotty, scotty,

BSS.   HI Josh,

BJDB:  Hey Scotty, beam me up, I'm in a power of SHITE down here.

Beep, beep, swoosh.

Maga. Well is that it? I always was a Star Trek fan,

B.S.  Yeah, it was weird. Chinese whispers told me that at the time of the intercept, BJDB was in Canberra, next minute he was reported to be on an Island in the South China Sea?

Maga. Ha, ha, Blabba Saint Schomo always did have that sense of humor.


Hi Maga, how's it hanging,

Maga, hey Trigger Masterr,  ha ha, eight ways to Sunday.

TM.  Yeah, yeah, for an Octupus that joke never gets old.

TM. Hey, Maga, the usual Auzzie MSM, said, that once the USA Fed Election is Certified, that's it can't be undone.

Maga, of course the Deep State would say that, but we know Fraud Vitiates Everything.

TM. Thank's Maga, good to  know Auzzie Deep State is still running their disinfo crapski's through MSM and FEYS.

Maga, Sure are, no mention of any Election Fraud in any Auzz or NZ MSN.

TM.  True Maga, but like Fauci emails, it gets out - then NICSWIC.  

Maga, Yep and why is Blabba Schomo off to  G7 when they ain't members. I'll keep you  posted,   TBC

Most important Acronym ever is:   S.P.A. The greatest thinkers of yesteryear.  SOCRATES, PLATO, ARISTOTLE. In that order.

The sharing of IDEAS.  The history of Western Civilisation and the Scientific Method/s.  Were we are today. Which is totally against were the CCP want to take you. by Trigger Masterr. Read to remember, write to understand.